give it one last try.
make it solid gold.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICKEN NUGGET!
May your pregnancy be terminated soonish. LOL.
May your closet straight come out soon. HAHA.
May your dreams of paul smith wallets and ysl bags be fulfilled by a kind sugarmummy.
May happiness be with you always.
May you be wise as ever, aunt agony.

<3 xo

ps/ too bad we cant partay hard and get waysted offtheface. we'll do in back in melbs yes? WOOTXX